That’s…not how you use a pen, actually.
Also, bonus: writing assistant flowers! (You can see feline writing assistant butts through the doorway. They were more concerned with eating and lounging when this picture was taken.)
Please note: if you ever want to butter me up and/or become my BFF for life, bring me cut flowers. I am absolutely obsessed with having them on my dining room table.
Jessi Cole Jackson 